February 2010
Kerchak.
Thanks guys!
What is the name of the king gorilla in the Disney...
January 2010
“They should add your charm to the marshmallow ones in lucky charms” “Seriously! It can be shaped like moose antlers” “Or puke” “Yeah, because puke is just soo appetizing…” “Theres a lot of flavour packed into that small amount of stomach content, you know” “Remind me again why we’re friends?”
“Lucky Charms are like the vampires of breakfast cereal. They’re magical, they’re...”
– (via laceandtea)
Someone just told me I look like leighton meester. This is good.
fromsecondstory:
dear January,
I don’t like you because it doesn’t snow much and everyone is secretly suffering from severe depression. You don’t like me, I don’t like you. Just thought we should make that very clear. You taunt me with good weather, then by afternoon it rains. Oh and By the way, have you ever heard of good news? Didn’t think so. Stop being such a bitch January.
p.s You have...
Kesley: Why are you black now?
Kayla: Nice to see you again too, Kesley.
All You Can Eat
Kayla: If you are getting a large rack of ribs, why not the all you can eat ribs? They are only a dollar more.
Customer: Gee, I don't know, what do you mean by all you can eat?
Kayla: Umm, I mean ALL that you can eat
Customer: Yes, but does that mean I keep getting more?
Kayla: It means we will give you as much as you can eat
Customer: But how do you know how much I can eat
Kayla: *facepalm*
Guess whos home, homo.
(216):
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
(440):
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
(216):
Holy shit r u serious? How?
(440):
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Listen
P-DIDDY WAKES UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE ME.
It is sort of shocking as shit to me that I just gained two followers after posting a photo of myself looking like a ruhtard.
Speaking of ruhtards, isn’t this shirt amazing?
I did not wake up this morning feeling like P Diddy.
Anonymous asked: According To You - Orianthi
Hangs Em High - Hit The Lights
Hello Fascination - Breathe Carolina
Two is Better Than One - Boys Like Girls
Broken - Lindsey Haun
Beauty in the Breakdown (Acoustic) - The Scene Asthetic
Hangs Em High - Hit The Lights
Hello Fascination - Breathe Carolina
Two is Better Than One - Boys Like Girls
Broken - Lindsey Haun
Beauty in the Breakdown (Acoustic) - The Scene Asthetic
Kristen Bell is the voice of Gossip Girl? What?
Cleared out my iTunes. I went from 2674 songs to 1303. That took far too fucking long but now everything can fit on my iPod for my flight.
Packed everything except for makeup and shit. That also took far too long.
Leaving in two days. Thank god.
I have deleted over 500 songs and am only on the F’s
Going through iTunes and deleting music.
THIS IS SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS.
Tell me songs to put on my airplane playlist for... →
Or ask me something. Or tell me something; a story, something on your mind, anything.
datamoshin asked: Oh sweet jesus! I just realized that after I sent you the Ask question.
>_> This is embarrassing. Sorry!
>_> This is embarrassing. Sorry!
datamoshin asked: So, this isn't really a question. But I've been listening to your cover of Hey Ya over & over. You have such an amazing voice.
fromsecondstory:
plasticpines:
My brother got smoked in the face by a hockey puck today and we leave for mexico in 3 days. We’re going to have such pretty photos of his bruises.
MEXICO IS GREASY AND SWEATY.
So is my foot in your ass.
opmuh:
plasticpines:
My brother got smoked in the face by a hockey puck today and we leave for mexico in 3 days. We’re going to have such pretty photos of his bruises.
ATLEAST THEY’LL KNOW YOU’RE CANADIAN
Well shit, this is a valid point.
My brother got smoked in the face by a hockey puck today and we leave for mexico in 3 days. We’re going to have such pretty photos of his bruises.
